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Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai

Energy
Taste
Price
Where can I buy Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai? Convenience Store near Stone Mountain
How much does Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai cost? $2.29

What's in Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai?

Nutritional Information
*Incomplete
Size: 15.0 FL OZ
Servings: 2.0
Calories90
Carbohydrates14
Sodium260
Of course, this contains the obligatory "2.5g Monster Energy blend" (Caffeine, Guarana, Inositol, Maltodextrin, and some other stuff). Also, the following mg/% of USRDA (whichever are available on the can) of the following: Calsium 152mg/ 15%, Vitamin A 80IU/2%, Vitamin C 30mg/50%, Vitamin D 30IU/8%, Potassium 125mg/4%, Vitamin B2 1.7mg/100%, Vitamin B3 20mg/100%, Vitamin B6 2mg/100%, Vitamin B12 6mcg/100%, Phosphorus 100mg/10%, Taurine 1g, Panax Ginseng 200mg.

Jason's Review

Finally another tea product, our only other tea product review to-date was Inko's White Tea Energy (which was awesome, and after a year-and-a-half, I've never seen it on the shelves of any store in my area). I love Chai tea, and I love this drink. I'm pleased that the whole can has less than 200 calories, and only 1.5g of fat (1g saturated, 0 trans. fat, 10mg of cholesterol). For those of us trying to impress others with our healthy diets, I'd like to see a green tea energy that doesn't have the milk and about half the sugar. They could probably get a respectable tasting beverage down to about 35 calories per serving. Before I get too off topic, let's get back to the awesomeness of the product at hand. It's a perfect combination of spices and creaminess. It's not overtly thick, so it remains refreshing. It may thicken up as it gets warm, but I'm like the owl on the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial, and I'll never know for sure.

Plenty of energy, like most Monster Energy products. I think this is now my favorite Monster product, with the Original Monster coming in as a close second. I rated Lo-Ball higher than original Monster, but the other Java Monster drinks are "sipping" drinks for me. Chai Hai, like the original Monster, goes down fast and furiously (no Paul Walker/Vin Diesel reference intended).

Respectable price, and I think this is a great day of redemption for Monster after the Mixxd debacle, which was our last review of one of their products, and without question the worst product they've produced thus far. Chai Hai has some of the same ridiculous marketing jargon on the can, which makes me want to not buy Inko's White Tea even more, but, unlike Mixxd, at least the product within the absurdly-verbiaged can is awesome. At the end of the day, I don't need a paragraph to tell me that Chai Hai is Spiced Chai Tea with Monster's energy blend, and I certainly don't need that paragraph to read like a made-for-tv porno.

Guests's Review

Look out for the pilgrims and mistletoe! Java Monster is like Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled up into one big tasty holiday. Chai Hai tastes like you squished a pumpkin pie into a honkin' glass of egg nog, added some caffeine, and magically dropped the calories to 90 per serving. This could only be more festive for me if it had Hustlin' Tom Turkey and The Robot Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future on the can.

The taste was amazing. I usually take a while to drink 15 fl.oz., but this went down so smoothly, it was gone in about 15 minutes. I couldn't put the can down, as soon as I'd processed one "swig" (larger than a sip, smaller than a gulp), I had to come right back to the mouth with the can. This beverage didn't see much idle time. It really is really does taste a great deal like holiday foods, but so does Chai Tea normally, IMHO.

I felt great, and the speed with which I laid waste to the whole can probably increased the effectiveness dramatically. I felt so energized, I'm pretty sure I could have killed you. I don't know, I didn't try, but you better watch your back next time I annihilate a Chai Hai.

I'd like to see this drink available for $2, but my Chai Hai purchasing experience puts the price range around $2.29-$2.49. Once you find them at $2.29, I'd call that a reasonable value. I've found the Java Monster product prices have been all over the board since their introduction. We bought the Mean Bean for $2.79, and then as prices flailed wildly, we bought Lo Ball for $1.99. It appears the prices have risen again, and appear they may be settling in the $2.50 range. At $2, this drink gets a 10 on value, at $2.29, it's more like an 8.

Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai can or bottle design and textual information
The can is an appealing avocado and cream color, with a gold and dark brown Monster claw "M". It looks to be in an art deco style (what do I know, I dropped out of art school, and wasn't exactly "there" when I was there). The can states "Tea + Energy" at the bottom of the can. On the back, Monster rambles on in an attempt to make themselves more trendy, "HECK (expletive removed) YES! Monster can do tea. Not that powdered junk or the latest New Age cure-all. Not the tea the Queen has with her crumpets or the tea little girls have with make believe friends. Chai Hai is more like the tea guards drink in Turkish Prison-Tea with sack not bags." (If anyone thinks that's amusing, you should stop sniffing glue). "Imported tea, cream, Monster's spice and energy blend...Guaranteed to stoke the fires within." Then they printed their dumb website url on the can, like anyone drinking Chai Hai has the internet.

Consumer Reviews

Randy@2012-02-25 13:58:39
Java monster chai hai is discontinued. anyone know of a stockpile anywhere?
Al@2012-01-21 15:55:46
Chai Hai flavor was discontinued for a reason, it is unapealing to anyone without a towel on their head.
anr@2011-12-01 16:18:10
I love Monster Chai Hai but I have not had it forever and I miss it! I hope they bring it back.
SARA@2011-10-24 16:53:43
Where can I find Monster Chai Hai I have looked for it but I cannot find it anywhere? I know it is discontinued but I am sure there is some left somewhere?
Bill@2011-07-08 16:18:03
Like all food/drinks, there will be people who hate it, and people who love it, I personally, love Monster Chai Hai Tea. At first, it was a little weird tasting, but after getting used to it, it really started to grow on me and now, It's my favorite Monster drink. (pills here)
chris g@2011-05-26 13:33:22
i thought i would try one of these Monster Chai teas the other day, and WOW was it awesome!! i seriously was not expecting this drink to taste as good as it did!! im hooked! these are the best!!
cfcorky@2010-08-31 15:44:22
cant get enough. cant find it...do you intentionally dislike me or Oregon?? should not have tempted us and left us flat out.....whas up with your buyers and planners...increase capacity...full steam ahead..oh , yes, i DO like Java Monster Chai Hai.
MA@2010-07-05 16:45:00
I dont know if this is supposed to be this kind of texture but I did not find this drink to be as good as the ratings say, I can't get past the chunks floating all around in the drink to enjoy it. What is it? Edited by Jason: Yes, we were subjected to no "chunks floating all around in the drink". That would have adversely affected our rating
Jennifer@2010-06-17 11:17:48
I love the regular energy drinks and was very skeptical to try the new ones. I soon found out the Java Monster Chai Hai drink is legendary! Unfortunately, it is hard to find them in any stores. I've only seen them at Winco and Big Lots. Problem is, they don't last on the shelves for very long.
Adam@2010-02-22 21:59:38
Looks like Monster is might be ending the Java Monster energy drinks. Just bought about 15 of the Chai Hai Javas at BigLots for .75 a can. Taste good imo. Maybe it just didn't catch on.
Aaron@2010-01-14 14:36:17
Java Monster Chai Hai tastes like poopy, it has chunks of fecal matter in it.
kurt@2009-11-17 10:41:15
eggnog
Anthony@2009-10-12 16:46:29
Chai Hai does taste like Egg-nog ;)
stan@2009-06-16 17:22:14
To me, Monster Chai Hai tastes like eggnog.
Robyn@2009-04-06 12:57:41
By far Monster Chai Hai is the best energy drink ever. And as far as Chai goes, it may not be as healthy for you as normal Chai tea but it tastes amazing!!
none of your binnus@2009-01-21 13:11:38
i'm freakin CRAZY about monsters....but where i live in whestchester, ny and i still haven't seen or even heard about this monster chai hai until now...i really want one now. :]
PhillyPhil@2009-01-11 12:19:35
Seriously Monster Chai Hai Energy Tea is a slice of heaven...mmm mmm good.
shane@2008-11-24 11:58:57
Chai Hai is my current favorite monster. Plenty of energy with an AMAZING taste.
Cole@2008-11-03 00:59:09
I myself, have a fairly good size energy drink collection(80+)and Java Monster Tea may be one of the only drinks i truly could not finish without getting sick. I am disappointed it got such a nice review but hey, other people are bound to like it. It gave me little to no boost and is a tad more expensive than other energy drinks. Glad i got it over with though..
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