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Added 2010-01-25 14:43:55

Rockstar Roasted Mocha

Nutrition Information:
Size: 15.0oz. · Serving Size: 7.5oz. Calories: 100 · Carbs: 18g · Sodium: 130mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

9 out of 10 6.95 out of 10 from 23 reviewers
*Note: If the user review is grossly different than the editor rating for this energy product, this is probably because of unethical voting practices on the part of the manufacturer or a competitor.

Can Text:

The can is painted a remarkably tru-to-life dookie ball brown color. The top is fake gold, like the engagement ring you got from your first baby daddy. In the same color, along the rim of the can are the words, "caffeine, guarana, ginseng, b-vitamins, taurine", I assume those things are contained within the can. On the front of the can, a big fake gold star, beside that, oriented vertically, "Rockstar Roasted Mocha", then horizontally, "Rockstar Roasted Coffee and Energy". In much smaller letters, "Premium Blended Mocha Cream and Coffee". On the right side, also oriented vertically, but rotated 180 degrees in relation to the other text, "Rockstar Roasted Mocha". In true, "Now we're a big company and people care what we have to say" fashion, Rockstar has inundated the back of the can with motivational text, "Rockstar Roasted is an amazing mix of the finest espresso coffee, fresh milk and cream packed with the powerful energy blend of Original Rockstar. Enhanced with the potent herbal blend of Guarana, Ginkgo, Ginseng and Milk Thistle, Roasted is scientifically formulated to provide an incredible energy boost for those who lead active and exhausting lifestyles-from athletes to rock stars. Enjoy this fully refreshing beverage super chilled. PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR." Lastly, as is almost always the case, "Not recommended for children, pregnant or nursing women, or those sensitive to caffeine".

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
This 15fl. oz. can of Rockstar Roasted contains (aside from entirely too much can text) the following mg(g)/US RDA % (whichever is listed, or both if available) per 8oz. serving (about 2 servings per can): 100 calories, fat 1g/2%, saturated fat .5g/3%, cholesterol 5mg/2%, carbohydrates 18g/6% (sugars 17g), protein 3g/6%, Vitamin B3 20mg/100%, Vitamin B5 10mg/100%, Vitamin B6 2mg/100%, Vitamin B12 6mcg/100%, calcium 84mg/8%, potassium 290mg/8%, phosphorus 125mg/12%, sodium 130mg/5%. The, the "energy blend" (1.39g): taurine 1g, ginkgo biloba leaf extract 150mg, caffeine 120mg, guarana seed extract 25mg, inositol 25mg, lcarnitine 25mg, panax ginseng extract 25mg, milk thistle extract 20mg.

*The Stig's Review:
Rockstar Roasted has a bolder coffee flavor than most of the other energy coffees. I feel like the Java Monster and Starbucks doubleshot Energy offerings, while good, focus far more on creamy flavor than does Rocsktar Roasted Mocha. The first thing I noticed when I opened the can was the aroma of a more robust coffee. I think black coffee drinkers will find this to be the closest to an unadulterated brewed coffee on the market (though it's still a far sight from "black").

Nearly all of the "Energy Coffees" contain about 20g of carbohydrates, but this one didn't taste as sweet to me. The other interesting observation, Java Monster contains nearly 3 times the sodium of both Rockstar Roasted and Starbucks doubleshot Energy Plus Coffee.

Aside from enjoying the drink's natural coffee flavor, which to be clear, I still wouldn't put on par, quality-wise, with Adina Double XXpresso Coffee Energy Drink, I was also comfortably energized. 240mg of caffeine per can, along with 2g of taurine, and only 50mg wasted on ginseng is a good combination (for me) for awakeness and alertness without the jitters. Depending on your sensitivity to caffeine, drinking this in one sitting could be overkill, as it's feasibly equivalent to 4 brewed cups of coffee.

I bought this can while on the road approaching 2 years ago. I think I paid $2.29 for it, but I feel comfortable saying that these are readily available between $1.99 and $2.19 in most stores in and around North Carolina (my immediate vicinity). At that price, I'd say this drink is on par with any other coffee energy product on the market, as it relates to value. If you like dark/flavorful coffee, I'd say this is superior to the Java Monster Big Black or Starbucks doubleshot Coffee Flavor.

Jason's Review:
We only had one can of this, so I'm only going to comment on the non-energy elements of this drink. As the Stig stated, this has an excellent bouquet, which brings to mind a tray of fresh-baked brownies and my favorite medium roast coffee. The scent almost sticks to the room of my mouth. The flavor is bold, but doesn't linger and leave me thirsty, or the "milk bubble" in the back of my throat, like many other "coffee energy" drinks. I feel like Rockstar Roasted goes down tastefully and smooth, with the only only aftertaste being the parts you want to linger.

With the price being only $2, I have to question why the Stig only purchased one can. In fact, I've literally posed the question, "Was $2 really too much to get two cans?". The Stig's only response was a energized/satisfied smile on his/her face as he/she sipped his/her Rockstar Roasted Mocha with a blank look on his/her face, as if he/she wasn't hearing me at all over his/her Microsft Zune (packed with 90's hits, like "LEN-Steal my Sunshine").

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Added 2010-01-14 14:24:47

Ubershot Original Energy Shot

Nutrition Information:
Size: 2.0oz. · Serving Size: 2oz. Calories: 5 · Carbs: 0g · Sodium: 5mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

6.5 out of 10 6.60 out of 10 from 10 reviewers
*Note: If the user review is grossly different than the editor rating for this energy product, this is probably because of unethical voting practices on the part of the manufacturer or a competitor.

Can Text:

Ubershot comes in a remarkably attractive matte finish brushed aluminum 58ml (approx. 2 fl.oz.) bottle. The cap is held snuggly in place by a matte red sticker that keeps the lid from loosening during transport and making the cap all gunky. The front of the bottle has a big white double dotted u, which I have no idea what it's called, and I can't put it in the review because it breaks the RSS feed. Also, it's to no advantage as most of our traffic is the the U.S., and since it's not on the keyboard 99% of America doesn't know how to get that character typed in anyway (hint: for windows users it's Alt+0220, and you can look up other sputnik characters in start->accessories->system tools->character map). The text carries on "Ubershot" in black, "Original" in white and "Energy for life with no lows" in smaller white text.

The back continues, "Hours of energy and concentration-sustained high performance and increased alertness. Contains B vitamins and slow-release amino acid. No sugar, no lows, only 5 calories. Non-carbonated liquid energy food supplement with caffeine and sweetener. For maximum energy drink entire bottle. For moderate energy drink half bottle or less and reseal. Do not exceed two bottles a day, consumed several hours apart. This product is not a substitute for a diversified diet. Contains niacin which may cause skin flush (hot feeling, redness) in sensitive individuals. Contains caffeine equivalent to a strong cup of freshly brewed coffee (maybe a strong cup of Turkish coffee, but good luck getting 210mg in a cup of regular freeze-dried commercial coffee here in the states, I'd estimate 150mg/cup on the very high end). Not suitable for children, pregnant women and those sensitive to caffeine (probably not great for nursing women either). Please recycle this bottle.

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
The following is the per serving (58ml, 1 per bottle) nutritional facts for Ubershot in mg/% of RDA (whichever is listed, or both if available): Vitamin B3 (Niacin) 36mg/200%, Pantothenic Acid 12mg/200%, Folic Acid 400mcg (I think it's a mcg, it looks more like (an upside down h)g on the bottle, then it's also very tiny)/200%, Vitamin B6 10mg/500%, Vitamin B12 85mcg/8500%, Taurine 1050mg, Glucuronolactone 630mg, Caffeine 210mg, N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine 210mg, Malic Acid 160mg, L-Carnitine 50mg.

*The Stig's Review:
(LF9M) Ubershot takes me back to the "golden age" of World of Warcraft, back when downing Drakkisath and scoring that sweet Lightforge Breastplate for your healadin was worth "w00ting" about and linking in guild chat, followed by a celebratory dinner at Bennigan's with your only remaining 3 irl friends, who were also in the raid, and also are no longer concerned with bathing, shaving or reproducing.

So, as I look at this unimposing, unpolished 58ml bottle and think of all the UBRs glory lost, I'm almost unable to overcome the memory of my fallen brothers in battle. Then I look at that plate armored liquid, with it's proud funny shaped "U" tabard, and cloth sticky helm (probably because it's got fat intellect stats), and I need to consume its essence. Maybe I can again suit up and heal/off-tank Drak's second dragon buddy while our hunter friend kites Drak far away from us. I rip the cap off and knock back a funny bittery/tangy fruit flavored shot and 210mg of "well fed" caffeine goodness.

Within minutes I can feel the rush of energy as if I'd just gotten to Onyxia Buff. I'm awake and alert, I could wash dishes, vacuum, balance my checkbook or simply scratch my skin compulsively until I'm bleeding. There's plenty of energy to enjoy, and some extra to detract from other people's ability to enjoy anything.

I have no idea where you get Ubershot here in the states, it's available online in 12-packs for 20 quid ($32.60 at the time of this review), which works out to about $2.70/each, or $50/each after shipping. A far cry better than the $15/mo. raping you get from Blizzard (now Activision Blizzard...my worst two stock investments, finally together in one package...P.S. thanks Vivendi for de-listing on the U.S. exchange, and Activision for making the worst, yet overly-hyped launch release games for a console...ever...On a srs note, thanks for Pitfall!, srsly).

Jason's Review:
If it's possible to imaging a bitter banana, that's what I'd say that Ubershot Energy Shot tastes like. It's got a smooth underlying flavor with just a hint of that head-jerkingly-overt bitter caffeine flavor. Ubershot also doesn't taste as thick, syrupy, and sickeningly over-artificially-sweetened flavor I've come to expect from 5-8 calories, 0 carb, 2 fl. oz. energy shots. Apart from trying to describe the flavor, I'll simply say, I think it tastes pretty good.

Ubershot purports to help with that afternoon/post-lunch slump that many of us experience. They talk about (in their marketing materials) about taking it around 2PM for maximum benefit. My day starts a little later than most people, and that's usually when I eat lunch (or get up, depending on the day). So on an exceptionally taxing day, I took a nap around 3:30, I was really haggard. I hesitantly got up and started moving around about 4PM. Ubershot had its work cut out. I took an Ubershot, with muted expectations. As the bottle described, I experienced comfortably onset and sustained energy boost. It wasn't intense like rolling down the windows in the car on a frigid day as you're dozing off (which happens more often than I care to acknowledge), but more like that cool rejuvenating afternoon breeze our Saviour Jesus Christ sends just when we need it after a long day of moving all of your things, hopes and dreams out of the house that you and your wife bought 8 months ago. It's that little pick-me-up you need to pack away all the Wii she gave you for Christmas a few months ago, hammer the "For Sale" sign into ground and take half of everything you previously owned to the Goodwill because 2100 sq. ft. of stuff doesn't fit into 300sq. ft. of living space ( "...The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; may the name of the LORD be praised." Job 1:21) that your friend was kind enough to offer to you in his new home, so you don't have to live alone in a dark solitary cell of self-loathing. Sorry, I got carried away with how rich God's grace has been in my life over the last 2.5 years.

Ubershot costs about $2.70, which is an ok value, but pales in comparison to the aforementioned grace of God, which is completely free, and available to anyone who will confess their sins, recognizes their own inability to "earn" righteousness, and believes on the Lord Jesus Christ (who was born of the Virgin Mary, lived a life without sin, was fully God and fully man, died for our sins and was raised from the grave) and asks Him to save them from their wicked ways, and invites the Holy Spirit to come into their lives for Jesus' sake. A life of fulfillment and a relationship with the maker of the universe...and it's all free! If you're searching for meaning and purpose in your life, watch Steps to Peace with God a short flash movie by Billy Graham ministries.

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Looks like a commercial for Ubershot energy shot. There's some music and light reading.

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Added: 2010-01-14 14:27:40

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Added 2010-01-04 22:09:19

Reed's Natural Energy Elixir

Nutrition Information:
Size: 10.5oz. · Serving Size: 10.5oz. Calories: 120 · Carbs: 33g · Sodium: 5mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

6.5 out of 10 6.84 out of 10 from 12 reviewers
*Note: If the user review is grossly different than the editor rating for this energy product, this is probably because of unethical voting practices on the part of the manufacturer or a competitor.

Can Text:

The can is a vibrant combination of purple, red and yellow. Starting on the top of the can, "25% FRUIT JUICE". Below that is the Reed's Natural Energy Elixir logo which is a volcano spewing molten rock high into the air. Below that is a list of the primary ingredients; "GINGER, GREEN TEA, GINSENG, GOJI, ACAI, CAMU CAMU, JIAOGULAN, L-THEANINE, B VITAMINS". The back of the can sports a sweet Naturally Brewed icon featuring a cauldron of sorts above a campfire. Then we have some fluff; "Reed's Natural Energy Elixir is a next generation energy drink that is fundamentally different from current energy drinks. Current energy drinks borrow from the health of an individual by providing an artificial boost from stimulants. The long term effect of our beverage is to increase your basic health and energy levels and not to run you down. This delicious powerful blend will get you going naturally. Main Ingredients and Benefits*: Ginger - powerful antioxidant, increases metabolism, elevates mood, improves digestion and nutrition absorption. Green Tea - rich in epigallacatechin gallate (EGCG) a powerful antioxidant, a natural source of caffeine, lowers bad cholesterol. Ginseng - a powerful adaptogen that counters stress and increases endurance. Goji - Himalayan longevity secret with powerful antioxidants counters aging and increases resistance to disease. Acai - a rainforest super fruit packed with antioxidants, energy, and nutrition. Camu Camu - a rainforest super fruit with the highest concentration of vitamin C of any plant, antioxidant, mood balancing, antidepressant. Jiagulan - called the immortality herb a powerful adaptogen that increases the body's resistance to stress. L-Theanine - an amino acid that creates a sense of relaxation and alertness similar to meditation. B Vitamins - essential nutrients that help counteract stressful living. *These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagonose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
Reed's Natural Energy Elixir contains the following mg/USRDA per serving (1), whichever or both if listed: Calories 120, Total Carbohydrate 33g/11%, Sugars 33g, B12 333%, B3 40%, B6 500%, Fresh Ginger Root 23000mg, Green Tea 1000mg, Ginseng 25mg, Goji 200mg, Acai 100mg, Camu Camu 100mg, Jiaogulan 100mg, L-Theanine 15mg. Reed's Natural Energy Elixir also contains sparkling filtered water (sweetened by a blend of sugar cane and pineapple juice concentrate and honey), fresh ginger root, lemon and lime juices from concentrate, green tea leaf, ginseng, goji, acai, camu camu, jiaogulan, L-theanine, B6, B3, B12 and spices.

*The Stig's Review:
Reed's Natural Energy Elixir is one of most unique tasting beverages that I've ever encountered. You could almost say that it tastes like ginger snap cookies. I can see where this could be a drink that you either love or hate. I love the flavor. I get tired of tasting all of these other energy drinks that taste like my grandma's perfume and sugar. Reed's Natural Energy Elixir is a breath of fresh air. The taste of ginger walks a fine line of being almost too intense, but I think they've managed to find a perfect balance to allow for it to be a featured flavor but not grossly overstated.

The energy package for Reed's Natural Energy Elixir is quite nice as well. We have some of the standard energy drinks staples represented in ginseng, acai, and B vitamins, but we have some other rarities that should be considered. First off we have Camu Camu. Camu Camu comes from the Amazon and is renowned for having one of the highest concentrations of vitamin C of any plant. It also acts as a mood enhancer to some degree. This drink also contains Jiaogulan which comes from southern China. Jiaogulan is often referred to as Poor Man's Ginseng and has been used to help alleviate symptoms of jet lag and altitude sickness. Unfortunately, sometimes there is no substitute for a ton of caffeine and other chemical ingredients that are impossible to pronounce. While I enjoy the taste of Reed's Natural Energy Elixir, I am missing the energy boost from it.

At a cost of $1.96 a can, I suggest that you pick one up and try it for yourself. The taste is unique and you may end up loving it. Or you'll hate it and curse my name for making you waste your money.

TLDR: Unique taste, not great for energy

Jason's Review:
Reed's Natural Energy Elixir is like nothing you've ever had before, in or out of the energy drink arena. I'd most closely relate it to a strong ginger ale, like a Blenheim's light heat offering. For anyone unfamiliar with the Blenheim product line, you should be aware that the "hot" flavor is pretty much like drinking cayenne pepper sauce. All of the flavors are bold, unlike the bubbly lightly flavored varieties most people are used to (Scweppe's, Vernor's, Canada Dry, etc.). So, this actually has some ginger kick, but it's unfair to categorize it as "ginger ale", since it contains 25% fruit juice (Goji, Acai, pineapple, lemon and lime) and green tea, it's certainly more than just "ginger ale". This is a unique flavor, something you don't get from the energy drink market every day.

I found the taste initially offensive (ironically, I also originally found Blenheim's taste offensive). In both cases, the aftertaste was what got me hooked, a pleasant warming sensation, and lingering enjoyable flavor. The taste's onset eventually grew on me with both products as well, to the point that I now as people to get me Blenheim for Christmas. The fragrance, on the other hand, never grew on me. I don't like the smell of rooty things. The smell of Reed's Natural Energy Elixir reminds me of my experience with Korean Ginseng Drink, an ordeal from which I've still not fully recovered.

I wasn't really energized to any commendable degree. I'd call it average, at best, as it relates to the "energy" portion.

Hippies and bleeding heart liberals will love everything about Reed's Natural Energy Elixir, except that you can't smoke it, it's not free, and their's not currently any sort of legislation in the works to make it free for everyone without jobs and homosexuals (regardless of their employment situation). Reed's Natural Energy Elixir can be acquired for $1.96, which I think is a pretty reasonable deal, but what do I know? I'm a white, single, middle-class male, so my opinion should be immediately disregarded. I should keep my mouth shut and just work to fund social programs that benefit everyone I oppress.

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Added 2009-12-14 22:17:23

NOS Fruit Punch High Performance Energy

Nutrition Information:
Size: 16.0oz. · Serving Size: 8oz. Calories: 110 · Carbs: 27g · Sodium: 130mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

7.5 out of 10 7.65 out of 10 from 43 reviewers
*Note: If the user review is grossly different than the editor rating for this energy product, this is probably because of unethical voting practices on the part of the manufacturer or a competitor.

Can Text:

This can screams fruit punch with it's vibrant red coloring. Across the top of the can, we have a laundry list of energy drink staples; "TAURINE + GINSENG + CAFFEINE + TAURINE + L-CARNITINE. Apparently there's a double shot of Taurine in here. The front of the can displays the NOS logo prominently reading "NOS FRUIT PUNCH HIGH PERFORMANCE ENERGY DRINK". On the back of the can we have a dire warning, "CAUTION: POWERFUL". O'rly? YA RLY!!1!

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
NOS Fruit Punch contains the following mg/USRDA per serving (1), whichever or both if listed: Calories 110, Total Carb. 27G, 9%, Sugars 26g, Vitamin B6 2mg 100%, Vitamin B12 6mcg 100%, Sodium 130mg 5%, Energy Blend 1.48g (Taurine 1000mg, L-Carnitine 200mg, Caffeine 130mg, Inositol 100mg, Panax Ginseng Extract 50mg. POWER Ingredients: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Taurine, Sodium Citrate, Natural Fruit Punch Flavor with other natural flavors, L-Carnitine, Caffeine, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Sodium Benzoate, Monopotassium Phosphate, Potassium Sorbate, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Red #40, Calcium Disodium Salt of EDTA, Sucralose, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Cyanocobalamin.

*The Stig's Review:
I feel as though I've been smashed in the face with cherries. If you enjoy cherry flavor, NOS Fruit Punch is the drink for you! I honestly think that they should have called the drink "CHERRY". I'm sure that there may be some other fruit flavors lingering in the can, but the cherry flavor dominates this drink. I enjoy cherry quite a bit so it's not a problem for me. Apparently NOS Fruit Punch does not contain any juice, which is surprising considering the juice like quality of the drink.

The energy gained is substantial, but I wouldn't say that it warrants a warning that it is "POWERFUL". According to the top of the can it contains taurine, ginseng, caffeine, taurine, and l-carnitine. That's right folks, double taurine! With all of this taurine, I can feel my hypothalamus tingling! Now that I'm all jacked up on endocrine and caffeine, I can focus on writing the rest of this review.

I paid $2.10 for a can of NOS Fruit Punch at the local gas station. I feel that this is a pretty sweet deal. You get a drink that gets you energized and doesn't taste like your grandma's perfume mixed with vomit for a moderate price tag.

Jason's Review:
Having sufficiently mocked Paul Walker and the "Fast and Furious" franchise in previous NOS reviews, I'll try to focus on more relevant bits for this review. The first, and more relevant for me, is that this drink behaves a great deal like the dentist's plaque tablets. About four sips in, I looked like I'd eaten a block of cheese and drank and box of wine. This doesn't say a lot for my dental hygiene, since I'd expect better plaque exposure results from a 16th century British dock worker. Unfortunately, my teeth look like a collection of "that one" tooth of Jewel's, so it's hard to brush affectively. Compound that with me not caring, and you get my grimy oral landscape. To be fair, I've never had a cavity, so maybe if you guys stopped rubbing snake oil pastes and potions on your teeth, that are full of mind controlling fluorides, you would have a set of jagged plaque guarded teeth like me.

Otherwise, this does taste more "cherry" than "fruity", unlike Paul Walker, who is far more "fruity" than just about any other word used to describe Paul Walker. Since cherries are fruits, I guess it's still correct, just not as accurate as it could be. Notable amount of carbs and sodium make this a dieter/diabetic's nightmare.

I think it's worth mentioning that the cans we got looked like they'd been through WWII. Not only did they look like they'd been in the store since before refrigeration units were commonplace, but they were beat up like they were married to Ike Turner. On top of that, the lids were dirty like Madonna Louise Ciccone (the "music" performer Madonna) is dirty down stairs.

For around $2, this is a reasonable deal. Besides your teeth looking like you ate clown makeup, and people assuming you're a Vin Diesel fan, NOS Fruit Punch is a worthwhile energy investment. Tangy cherry/fruit flavor, acceptable energy supplementation and industry standard price. I wouldn't rush out an buy one, but it's probably worth a try if you're not going to be around anyone who's going to make fun of your teeth.

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Added 2009-12-07 15:45:58

Acutefruit Energy Drink Strawberry Guava

Nutrition Information:
Size: 15.5oz. · Serving Size: 7.75oz. Calories: 120 · Carbs: 31g · Sodium: 15mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

8 out of 10 4.63 out of 10 from 16 reviewers
*Note: If the user review is grossly different than the editor rating for this energy product, this is probably because of unethical voting practices on the part of the manufacturer or a competitor.

Can Text:

AcuteFruit Strawberry Guava comes in a festive 15.5 fl oz can. The can itself is colored much like a strawberry, with a pink bottom and a green stripe. To avoid any further confusion, there's a picture of a strawberry and guava on the front of the can. The writing on the front is as follows: "NON-CARBONATED - NATURAL ENERGY; ACUTEfruit 100% JUICE; ENERGY DRINK WITH ANTI-OXIDENTS + ADAPTOGENS; STRAWBERRY GUAVA; B3 B5 B6 B12 C E; GUARANA YERBA MATE ROOIBOS GINKGO BILOBA TAURINE". On the back of the can we have: "Get Juiced! AcuteFruit Strawberry Guava is the unique energy drink that gives your juice a boost. More than 'just juice', AcuteFruit is packed with antioxidents and adaptogens to help fight stress and enhance energy levels so you feel your best, with no added sugar or preservatives to drag you down. And thanks to our partnership with Carbonfund.org, when you drink AcuteFruit, you're not just giving your juice a boost, you're giving the environment a boost, too."

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
AcuteFruit Starwberry Guava contains the following mg/USRDA per serving (1), whichever or both if listed: Calories 120, Total Fat 0mg, 0%, Sodium 15mg, 1%, Total Carb. 31G, 10%, Sugars 29g, Protein 0g, Vitamin C 110%, Calcium 2%, Vitamin E 50%, Niacin(B3) 110%, Vitamin B6 210%, Vitamin B12 180%, Pantothenic Acid(B5) 50% Taurine 1000mg, Yerba Mate 180mg, Guarana 150 mg, Total Caffeine 110mg, Rooibus 25mg, Ginkgo Biloba 25mg. Other Ingredients: Filtered Water, Apple Juice Concentrate, White Grape Juice Concentrate, Taurine, Strawberry Guava and other natural flavors, D-Glucuronolactone, Citrus Pectin, Yerba Mate Extract, Guarana Extract, Fruit and Vegetable Juices for natural color, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C), Inositol, Choline Bitartrate, Caffeine, Alpha Tocopherol Acetate (E), Rooibos Tea Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Extract, Malic Acid, Sodium Citrate, Niacinamide (B3), Pantothenic Acid (B5), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (B6), Cyanocobalamin (B12).

*The Stig's Review:
AcuteFruit Strawberry Guava tastes like it should. It lives up to the name Strawberry Guava, with a very fruity blend. While typing out the ingredient list, I did find it odd that after filtered water comes apple juice concentrate and white grape juice concentrate. I guess if they just used strawberry juice, it would be a bit over powering and they would have to rename the drink to RAWBERRY! The only downside that I can find with the taste of the drink is there's a bit of a bitter aftertaste from the caffeine. It's not so bad that it really detracts from the over all taste, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to mention it. The fact that it's not carbonated is very good for this drink. It goes down smooth and is easy to drink in a hurry if you need to. It's a good drink to relax with after a day out in the sun.

The energy gained from AcuteFruit Strawberry Guava is pretty decent. I had to look up one of the ingredients in their energy package, Rooibos. Apparently, Rooibos is a tea that is grown in South Africa. It is used in South Africa to treat the following ailments: infantile colic, allergies, asthma and dermatological problems. So if you suffer from any of these ailments, take a swig of AcuteFruit Strawberry Guava and your problems will cease to be (results may vary). Anywho, back to the energy! It's got enough caffeine kick to keep you awake and the ginkgo biloba and other ingredients will help keep your mind sharp as well.

The price of AcuteFruit is very solid as well. You can get a twelve pack from their store for $24 with free shipping! Two dollars is a great deal for this refreshing beverage. You can also sleep well at night knowing that the Monarch Beverage Company is involved with CarbonFund.org and are a certified Carbon-Free company.

Jason's Review:
Acutefruit (a product of the Monarch Beverage Company) has made an excellent contribution to the energy drink market with their 100% juice (along with 220mg of caffeine, and other energizing ingredients) strawberry and guava offering. Agreed, the primary ingredients apple and grape juices, but it tastes like strawberry (not sure where the guava comes in, but since I'm on the fence about guava flavor, I'm just as happy it's not a distinctive construct of the flavor). In addition, Acutefruit's strawberry guava also has enough calories to constitute a meal replacement. At 120 per serving (240 per can), this drink swings at your waistline with more ferocity than your average "sugary" energy drinks. Comparisons of per ml calories and carbs with notoriously "bad for you" energy drinks like Monster and Red Bull have Acutefruit coming out the waistline-expanding heavy-hitter.

With all that apple, you might expect this drink to be loaded with fiber, but don't stop taking your Metamucil so fast grandpa. I didn't see fiber content listed on the can at all, nor was my time on/in the can increased or decreased at all. I wouldn't mind having a little fiber in this can, improper fiber intake can lead to hard stool requiring a forceful "BM", possibly causing an anal fissure. Which brings me to the point at hand, rectal bleeding. Rectal bleeding is a laughing matter, but it can also be deadly. And while often people use death in relation to something funny, like when I repeat what you just said, preceded by "Your mom", and you respond with"Stop, you're killing me". The "you're killing" me part is only a small percentage of the validity of that statement. Meanwhile, the potential fatality probability associated with rectal bleeding is far higher. So, in summation, rectal bleeding is equal parts funny and deadly. While most online articles about the topic focus on the blood loss, I have to also be concerned with bacteria that may be going into the bloodstream. Something akin to TSS, which I'm intimately familiar with from the hours laboriously fecal-making and reading product packaging, in the process of passing something akin in density and size to the Hope Diamond.

Acutefruit offers a good deal of energy, not only from having as much sugar as about 5 servings of maple syrup, but from the caffeine content of about 3 cups of coffee. I'm fueled and ready to forcefully dispense a hemafeculent projectile into toiletal orbit.

I think Acutefruit Strawberry Guava is an excellent value, with MSRPs ranging from $2-2.79, we're reviewing it at the $2 price point (which is what it can be acquired for from their website). So, the cons: Acutefruit doesn't have any fiber to reduce the risk of rectal bleeding. The pros: Acutefruit taste great, is energizing, affordable and doesn't appear to cause rectal bleeding.

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